I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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