if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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