That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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