there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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