i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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