what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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