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  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:50am

    Please for the sake of humanity throw yourself down the stairs after paying for the DUI.

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:23pm

    i'd for sure take a DUI over a child any day!!! sucker!!! you just got owned! bitch wants you to keep the baby!

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:24pm

    there should be a 'bad life' option

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:45pm

    sounds like some real class acts..

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:28pm

    i think the two kinda go hand in hand. drunken nights lead to pregnancies and dui's. who hasn't had one or the other? or both?

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:00pm

    tasteless joke. funny...but tasteless haha

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:47pm

    If its a joke, it sucks. If its true then they suck.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:57pm

    get an abortion... that kid is obviously fucked from the start.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:48pm

    Coat hangers are generally free. Problem(s) solved, bitches!

  • 40 35
    Submitted by OneHottMess on Apr 2, 10 at 3:05am

    Probably got pregnant by Jeff Brenchley aka hot sauce. He shoulda been aborted.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:00am

    Wow that's pathetic... and that's really all that can be said.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:46pm

    ew...what wastes of life these 2 people are

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:50pm

    4:57, I need you to be my investment advisor! Hahahahaha!

  • 34 29
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Sep 17, 11 at 8:16pm

    A DUI won't last near as long as a child. I realize you're prioritizing. But you did it wrong. Children always come first! ;)

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 2:48pm

    Heh. DUI averted! Abortion money safe!

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 7:21pm

    Do a 2-for-1 late term abortion on yourself. That way you won't kill anyone else when you're being a stupid motherfucker and driving drunk. And for the love of whatever you consider holy, do NOT reproduce.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:52am

    Wow. Some people have all the luck.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:25pm

    I wish there was a terrible awful night button to click

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:41pm

    Holy fuck that's sloppy

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:24pm

    abortions can be done for free, give her a swift kick in the gut and go pay your ticket, good to go!

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:54pm

    don't fall for it. the dui will be a lot less costly in the long run. just spend some time in jail, he'll probably be happy to have some time away from you anyway.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:49pm

    soooo pathetic!!!!! this girl should never procreate!!!!

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:50pm

    Gotta prioritize. Now you have to tend to another human for at least 18 years.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:19pm

    sometimes this website makes me depressed about the state of humanity, but i can't stop reading it.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:54pm

    Nine months later the baby is born! lol poor kid

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:47pm

    Damn. Stuck like chuck either way. Jail or a screaming, shitting, puking kid. Same difference.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:43pm

    3:19, exactly what I was going to say... just prevent pregnancy or DUI and kill yourself now.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:26am

    tell your friend to share the booze so you can have a cheap abortion. :)

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:01pm

    Three words: snip and tie.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:03pm

    As long as you keep drinking heavily you'll most likely just miscarry naturally anyway. Also, fall down some stairs, that helps.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Ilovepudding2 on Jan 28, 11 at 12:17am

    Im assuming this is a girl telling her boyfriend to use the money he was saving for her to get an abortion on his DUI instead .... Winners!

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:52pm

    ever think the abortion money was some "just in case" money? and they're not actually pregnant? also, not everyone who gets a DUI is drunk and killing people. .08 is a few drinks. if u cant drive after a few drinks youre a pussy

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:19pm

    imo kill yourself and save us all the hassle

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:00pm

    If your choice is DUI costs or an abortion, you gotta choose an abortion. That's an easy choice.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:38pm

    yay for me moving from delaware... i probably know this person.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:17pm

    bad night? more like bad life. who lets themselves get to such a point?

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:00pm

    I agree with 2:52. A friend of mine has a savings account that they jokingly call the abortion fund.

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:52am

    Enjoy your future STD. Also, do the world a favor and rip out your uterus.

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:20pm

    Way to go Delaware. I would expect this from NJ

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:46pm

    too bad drunk ass didn't crash instead. free abortion!

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:56pm

    Stay classy Delaware

  • 35 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:46am

    Abort! Abort! Abort!