i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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