Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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