Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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