Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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