U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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