Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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