u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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