He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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