She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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