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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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