The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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