dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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