His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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