you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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