We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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