saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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