You were right. It hurts to walk today.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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