Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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