Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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