Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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