never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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