we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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