Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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