Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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