YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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