She's JV to your varsity
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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