the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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