Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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