Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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