guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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