i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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