They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
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You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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