i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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