im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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