youre lurking in front of me
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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