Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
foreskin is a definite game changer
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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