The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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