its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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