I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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