It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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