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  • 97 58
    Submitted by NPH9384 on Apr 28, 11 at 6:24pm

    Wow missamerica. It's not zero calories, it just takes more calories to digest than it contains. You must come from South Carolina

  • 99 69
    Submitted by asdf on Apr 28, 11 at 11:49am

    Negative calorie foods don't exist. Thus, a blowjob is better. Diet-friendly protein boost.

  • 88 63
    Submitted by thebatman on Apr 28, 11 at 10:47am

    it is if you're good looking enough that she wants to do it.

  • 80 57
    Submitted by fckyrlfe on Apr 29, 11 at 5:22pm

    Actually a guys jizz is about 5 calories so blow jobs arnt negative calories

  • 90 83
    Submitted by missamerica on Apr 28, 11 at 3:54pm

    its zero calories. chewing it burns calories = negative calories to eat celery

  • 78 60
    Submitted by missamerica on Apr 30, 11 at 2:56am

    california :)

  • 93 91
    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 4:25pm

    FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST!!!!!!\nAHHHHH!!!\nNOW EVERY1 KNOWS I POSTED FIRST!!!!!!!\nAHHHHHH!!!!\nIM FUCKING AWESOME!!!!\n\n*rolls eyes*

  • 85 83
    Submitted by acarli1 on Apr 28, 11 at 10:27am

    First

  • 56 39
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 12 at 9:37pm

    Where do you have to rank on the "eating disorder" scale in order to seriously worry about the caloric content of cum?

  • 53 45
    Submitted by 420MILF on Nov 19, 12 at 10:43am

    Bwahahahaha that's like a staple convo at my work