i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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