We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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