The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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